'tis the season...

for colds and flus. i've got my first, how about you? nowadays, it seems like a personal failing if you catch a cold or flu. what did i do wrong? what kind of a slob am i that i don't manage to wash my grubby hands well enough to rinse a measly virus down the drain? what product, herb, berry or shot didn't i take? damn! did i fail to spray all doorknobs and shopping carts?